Entries Tagged as 'Rants'

Touch Screens On Desktop Computers

“I don’t want to be reaching around on a vertical surface all day – my hands will get tired. It’d be so awkward!”

Why on earth do people assume that touch interfaces to desktops, laptops or whatever, will remain vertical and not be adjustable to an angle that’s comfortable to work at? My 6 year old laptop screen already does this and it doesn’t even have a touch screen. The iMac in front of me can lean back a bit already. I’ve read so many complaints like the one above, often from apparently very knowledgeable people on sometimes very specialist forums, it beggars belief. Every one seems to forget that your real desktop that you reach about on and touch is still horizontal, just like it was 30 years ago before computers became so typical. Obviously, one reason for this choice of inclination is to stop things falling off, but, for instance, draughtsman working on large paper designs used to work at an angle, because it was easier for them – touch screens will be adjustable to the angle you want to work at. I could quite easily imagine multiple surfaces at different angles depending on their function – think about the Nintendo DS or imagine a music studio with mixer channels at a shallow angle with sound information etc. displayed on a more conventional screen. Would these all be touch enabled? Perhaps not initially, perhaps not ever. Perhaps not until the technology became so ubiquitous that not having it would be considered unusual. After all, reaching out and touching a vertical surface might be the most intuitive thing to do occasionally, even if it is a little awkward for constant use.

The other huge assumption is that as soon as touch screens become available then we’ll suddenly have to throw away all our mice and keyboards and be entirely restricted to working/playing with the touch screen. Doesn’t anybody remember when computer mice became popular? We had all these complaints then – it never seemed to occur to people that 25 years on we’d still see “QWERTY” every time we sat at a machine. On the whole, computer interfaces are additions to each other that may overlap in use, but entire replacements are rare. This will be exactly the same. Perhaps the reason people are getting so upset is because of the way mobile devices are developing, but in a stationary environment, space and weight concerns are not so severe and so input choice can be much more varied.

Crackers

Dry biscuits, Christmas fixtures and people who enter computers across a network covertly. The last definition is not also a definition of the meaning of the word “hacker”. No dispute. Simple facts. Nothing to see here.

So I was saddened to see that the cancer that plagues Wikipedia, specifically the insistence of ignorant people with too much time on their hands to meddle with information posted by professionals and other specialists in their areas, had spread to this article:

“Hacker” article on wikipedia

I suppose I should just be glad that there’s no suggesting that passwords consist entirely of three letter words and that computer pros all wear inline skates constantly. As if I’d get to fool around in a swimming pool with Angelina just ’cause I can bypass a Windows login…

Wanted: A What the Hell Did I Just Do Dialog

So I’m trying to write an Applescript in ScriptEditor (don’t ask) and I’m used to Xcode. So I do a couple of lines and hit Command-B which would build my project in Xcode. Except it doesn’t do that in ScriptEditor (obviously), it does something else. What I’d like is some nice standard way that a program will report what I just did and how to undo it (if possible).BTW in ScriptEditor Command-B just switches on bold type (wtf this has to do with scripting I don’t know – huh?). However, in the other use cases for this option – the “I-Guessed-That-This-Shortcut-Would-Do-This-But-Was-Surprised-To-Find-It-Didn’t-What-The-Hell-Has-Happened-To-My-Work-Now” Case or the similar “I-Hit-The-Wrong-Keys-With-My-Sausage-Fingers-WTF-Just-Happened” case – I feel it might be more useful.

It’s just wrong…

Why do I have to write my own mod operator in C or C++ just because the idiots who came up with the language couldn’t do it right in the first place? (Yes, I’ve just had to fix a bug because of this.)Look here.

Computers Should Not Be Allowed For Normal People

Why the hell can’t Word do a numbered list starting at 0?

This will be continued.

Exercise

Believe it or not I used to enjoy exercise, even in bad weather, mud and surprisingly even when it can be painful. I played rugby for years, for instance. Judging by the mayhem I enjoyed at the weekend at paintball, it seems that I still do, as well.

What I don’t enjoy, and in fact have never enjoyed, is exercise for the sake of it. I’ve always been happy to run after a ball in order to win a football game, I’d even pelt round a muddy track in some godawful cross-country event back in the day (not sure about this now tbh). What I object to is the feeling of utter pointlessness and futility conjured by ‘adult’ exercise (and by adult I’m not meaning the internet term – I still like that). Running on a treadmill, going for a jog, doing some godawful circuit-training – why the hell do people do it? I’m bored within a few minutes, my body is continually asking the question: “why are we running, Gordon?” and my brain really doesn’t have a decent answer. There seems to be this determination in adult life to remove any form of competitiveness or similar motivation from physical activity. Maybe this is better for girls???

So, I suppose the point of this ranting post is that I’d like some solution where I can pursue exercise in which the need for continual self-motivation is mitigated by the desire to win or succeed and where I don’t have to continually lose to people who have nothing better to do than play sport more than I have time to or put up with mockney idiots (another reason i hate the gym, clubs, pubs, Watford, you get the idea…). A return to playground football with my friends would be nice – I am well aware that this formed the backbone of my extreme physicial fitness as a child – I’m also aware of the unlikelinesss of this coming about.

Maybe I should play paintball (rather too expensive for regular outings, I’m afraid). The last time I had a good exercise activity was when a friend organised the rest of my friends to play in the University 5-aside football league. We lost a lot. But when we won (or even scored) it was great – we played as a team and we all put effort in. Then we hung out afterwrads. And given we were rubbish (most of us weren’t even what you’d call active people at the time) we still finished mid-table and beat a team of chavvy neds on the way (that was a great game – they were all better than us individually, but we defended like hell and somehow managed to score enough goals through sheer determination. They even started playing dirty in the second half)